Cottage Hospital

IMPOSTURE EXPOSED!

Were you looking for a house?

 How about a Boutique Condo that stands alone with

 NO COMMON WALLS?

Did you want an

ATTACHED GARAGE

with a conveniently located washer and dryer?

Do you like WOOD FLOORS in the living and dining areas

and CERAMIC TILE in the kitchen and baths?

Would two light infused

UPSTAIRS BEDROOMS

with vaulted ceilings work?

How about two light and airy

FULL BATHS off the bedrooms upstairs

and a convenient HALF BATH downstairs?

Do you need a COZY FIREPLACE to warm those cool winter evenings?

Can you imagine relaxing in your own FOUR PERSON SPA

in your own private fenced patio/yard?

Do you need safe and comfortable roaming room for

FIDO AND MZ KITTY?

Can you handle being in

SANTA BARBARA proper

across from a green park dotted with Oaks and boulders?

Would DUES of $150.00 work into your budget?

This duck, one of a three unit complex, walks like a house, talks like a house, and is a 

 1130 SQUARE FOOT HOUSE ,

posing as a condo.

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